Since nobody will ever read this, I can honour whatever I want to here. And my brother is awesome and turning 52.
Shipwreck, buried treasure
Lava pool at 279,,-974. Lots of animals and a nice easy biome.
nether 40,41,-116
I'll head for pos/neg aka northeast.
Found a bastion there quickly. Dug up some gold block under snout blocks. Decided to use them up right away and let the legs of the piggies come down into my hole, but I broke the wrong block and the whole piggies came in and killed the whole me.
next time - quickly find 36 gold nuggets again and go retrieve.
too many bad deaths to describe.
checked pos/pos. nothing.
check neg/neg. I got as far as the warped forest again and am collecting pearls. not dead yet, and have 9.
dead. neg neg has nothing I can see.
check neg/pos: nothing
I made the giant loop through all four quadrants. And actually found my portal. I went to base and will leave it for tomorrow.
Next plan: I still need pearls and blaze rods. I guess I'll travel pos x and try to find another bastion or a fortress. I would like to have fire res before fighting blaze.
I'm on my way along the x axis, at 229,,172. I have a gold helmet, some food, and a lot of blocks. Next time, travel straight east, give or take. Look for a bastion or fortress. But don't enter the fortress until finding a bastion.
Keep the Z around 200 ish. Collect nugget and make some gold armor so I'm not just fragile soap bubbles.
Oh my goodness.
I travelled about 1200 blocks to find a bridge bastion. Found it. Got the chalice in hand. Had piglins in a hole. Broke a gold block to get one more guy in there. He pathfound his way to me and smacked me into nether-nether land in three hits.
Will i ever find this place again?
I found it!
I didn't get my stuff.
I got new stuff!
I put on my soul speed boots and ran off a cliff into a lava lake.
Now I don't know if I should try again or start over.
I'm gearing up and trying again. this time I'll head along the other side of X axis, starting at pos/neg where the first bastion was, then go east, keeping z at -200 and following pos x.
Well that worked, kind of. I found one gold block in the bastion I raided earlier. I continued east and quickly spotted a fortress. I decided to go for it, without fire res. Died with my gold armor on.
Geared up lightly to go try to retrieve it. Found my way nicely almost to the fortress, but a hoglin was on my bridge! I blocked him and started hitting him from the side. And somehow he tusked me and threw me into the lava sea. I have no time or heart to try again tonight.
I did try again. Another agonizing 5 times. My skill level is too low to recover quickly, and I don't have patience to gather everything up.
I think I will stop thinking I'm like Couriway and can recover every seed and finish it.